July 2026

ITS A PSYOP! Love Island

It has it all! Beautiful girls. Mind games. Hunky men. Shoot even Bisexual men! The perfect televised soft porn. But we will not be watching Love Island. You could not pin us down with our eyes, stapled wide open to watch this show. 

The farthest we would go to feed into this entrapment is 90 day fiancé but even then that breaks the reality bubble because of how cringe and sad people are. What do you mean you’re ultra conservative and you want to marry an immigrant when you don’t speak their language and your friends voted for Trump and are all POOR?! Or! You are quite literally an ogre of a person, stringing stability or stalkholming a middle school educated adult. My concern is discerning consent…and while you let the government fuck you over consensually, you screw over someone who barely understands what you are saying.

What’s gonna happen when you don’t wanna fuck on Love Island? They shoot you! Exactlyyyyyyyyyy. You gotta put out for ugly white men who think they’re actually built nice and are attractive. I would literally legitimately prefer to be puritanical. 

Additionally, how can you have baddies but no budget? Having bad wigs intentionally for black women is an immediate punishment to the 9th level of Hell, especially when this show is elevating the spectacle of pink nipple psychosis #nopinkshashimi. Love Island wants us to center and couch black women’s vulnerability by competing for a white man’s attention, while furthering white mediocrity as a standard. Does this sound familiar? It should because history is repeating itself. We are once again placing black women at a source of spectacle and entertainment while ignoring that black women have the hardest time accessing medical attention and being listened to.